Got a boner to pick with someone? Get this hysterical gag gift!


Make your brother, friends or co-workers double over laughing at all of the stupid humor and jokes on this Extra Small Condoms novelty gift. Tons of silly puns and dad jokes. Completely ridiculous, obnoxious and insulting. That's a recipe for the best gift ever! Or treat yourself. Because we all know the real reason you drive a lifted truck.


Wait, can I really use these?


That’s exactly what someone with a tiny pee pee would say! But seriously, please note that these are not actual condoms. The size of the "condom" is 0.74 x 0.94 inches and even if you do somehow manage to fit please do not try to actually use these as condoms.


Are these likely to break?


Each condom is stress-tested by our in-house team of mosquitos and field mice. Extra Small Condoms have undergone rigorous testing to ensure that they probably won’t break most of the time. Plus they're made of super thick rubber so she might even be able to feel it. Now you can experience the familiar feeling of being well below average!


Isn’t this totally body shaming?


Honestly, our schlongs are huge so we don’t really know. But hey, don’t take it so hard all shapes and sizes are beautiful and there’s something for everyone. You'll definitely have the funniest present in the room at your next Secret Santa gift exchange.


What’s in the box?


In addition to more weiner jokes than you'll know what to do with, you will receive 5 mini condoms complete with super funny, high-quality packaging. You can tell yourself they're laughing at the jokes and not your little pecker. Probably.


Satisfaction Assured for Life!


If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!